What are some ways that you and I could use our time together much more productively than we currently do?

  Thank you, Buddy!
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  Hold on; you’re not not pushing that agenda to get me to try Vegemite, are you? Grrrrrrr.

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  Decorum prevents me from quipping on your comment in the manner that might normally be expected from me. (Cough, cough.)

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  Come on, it’s cute! She’s all curled up and cozy and relaxed, what could be sweeter or more endearing than a beautiful woman napping on a giant slice of buttery Texas Toast?  Look at her, all innocent and alluring, causing my blood to boil, silently enticing me in ways she doesn’t even realize, egging me on, beckoning me, pulling me in, practically teasing me in her own subtle ways . . . you know what? Now that I think about it, you might be right, it is kind of creepy. Never mind.

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  Ok, ok, I’ll have to add it to my itinerary to swing by there the next time I go to Minneapolis. (It’s rough being in such high demand, but I cannot disappoint my adoring public.)

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  Hold on, is she available? Hook a brutha up!
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 Must. Get. To. Toledo. Grrrrrrr.
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 (I surprised you? Why?)
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