Isn’t it a bit unfair to use sandwiches as a lure or a distraction or bait? Don’t play to my weaknesses, people! Grrrrrrr.

 

  I think you get a pass on this. (Don’t tell the others, please.)

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Since when are sandwiches illegal there?  I know lots of great sandwich places in Minnesota!  In fact, I can even take Randy to some of them!  Oh, wait, I was just supposed to go along with this, wasn’t I?  Oops, sorry about that. 

I thought you had my back!

I’ll drive Randy to Wisconsin and drop him off in Hudson.

That's only 30 minutes from here! Could you take him all the way to Oconomowoc? 

If I’m going to take him to Oconomowoc, I might as well take him all the way to Milwaukee.

It should be easy enough for him to find his way from there.

It's not supposed to be easy!

You’re right, it’s still too easy.  It would be much better if WisDOT could somehow figure out a way to add a westbound interstate into that mix.

 

  Hmmm, 30 minutes away?  Thank you!

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Wow...a BLT with cheese. I thought only I did that.

I had that the last time I was there.  It was delicious.

I use Velveeta. Savory and salty.

 

  Nice try. I just contacted the Chamber of Commerce and they calmed my fears.
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  (((Trust the Australian, they said. He surely won’t do it again, they said. He knows you don’t like Vegemite, so there’s no way he’d slip it in there, they said. Grrrrrrrrrrr.))))
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  Et tu, Brutus?

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