For example, I am very reliable and virtually always do what I say I will do, even when it turns out I have to forgo doing something that I really want to do.
I can dodge court rulings in the numerous (frivolous, recurring and overlapping) restraining order cases that you insist on filing against me ad nauseam, which is a great trait for an unequivocally humble and fully modest man like me, yet the paradox it creates is that if I’m so good at it, why do you continually repeat a lost cause? You know deep down inside you that I’ll never give up, so it would be best to end your futile reticence. This love will succeed. Grrrrrrr.
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I know, right?
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