[Proof positive of what I’ve said all along: she’s not even serious when she files those cases against me. She wants me.]
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Er, um, it’s your t-shirt! You know how I got ahold of the picture!
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Nice try. I didn’t give you the shirt, heck, I never even saw it until you posted a picture of it.
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You sound bitter. I should probably strike your name from my list of character witnesses who are going to vouch for me at the hearings.
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