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Humorous answers sought: would it even make any sense to open a strip club at a nudist colony?

 

Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/135427/humorous-answers-please-at-a-nudist-colony-what-do-the-police


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Posted - November 20, 2022
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  • 44684
    How about a dress-up club.
      November 21, 2022 11:22 AM MST
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  • 5450
    I should’ve read this before I posted my answer. 
      November 21, 2022 8:08 PM MST
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  • 10681

    "Strip clubs"?  Sounds like something for nerds or old people with a lot of time on their hands.  The mental picture of a bunch of muscleless, pasty white guys and some dried up old geezers walking around a nude beach carrying their scrapbooks of “strips” makes my eyes burn.

    "And this is strip of tape from the first wedding gift I opened.  And this is the strip of duct tape I used to stop my husband from snoring the night of our second anniversary."
    “This is the strip of aluminum I used in 9th grade to disprove Dunstan’s Theory of Anti-electromagnetism.  And this is a strip of litmus paper is from my 3rd grade science project (I won first place).”

      November 21, 2022 12:39 PM MST
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  • 3034
    The thought of a bunch of naked people leaving their bodily fluids everywhere they sit is disgusting to me. 
      November 21, 2022 3:37 PM MST
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  • 16877
    That's why it's etiquette to carry a towel.
      January 4, 2025 11:12 PM MST
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  • 7795
    I always thought boners were prohibited in an area like that, and a strip club is notorious for that kind of thing. It's like in the club they are appreciated, but once you walk out that boner is frowned upon.
      November 21, 2022 6:09 PM MST
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  • 5450
    I don’t think they even want people starting off with clothes.  I tried opening a dress-up club but the nudist colony’s zoning board rejected it.  They said it was too close to the school.  The pastor of the nudist colony’s church even showed up at the meeting with his flock to testify against my proposed dress-up club.  If you ask me, he’s being a hypocrite.  He’s been downloading pictures of women all bundled up in winter clothing late at night while his wife was asleep.  That’s the rumor that’s been going around the nudist colony anyway.  How scandalous is that?
      November 21, 2022 8:05 PM MST
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  • 3034
    Now that is funny.  hahahaha
      November 22, 2022 6:36 AM MST
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  • 5450
    The nudist colony had a ballgame last night.  Someone ran across the field fully clothed in the middle of the game. 
      November 22, 2022 8:13 AM MST
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  • 16877
    Put it on! Put it on!
    Dress! Dress!

    (Actually a lady packaged in a lava-lava, a few grams of fog or scanty lingerie is far more provocative than totally naked anyway).
      January 4, 2025 11:16 PM MST
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