Will someone here please explain how decreased unemployment affects inflation? I am not an economist.

  It’s simple: fewer sandwich-makers in the sub-basement workshop means lower and slower productivity, which leads to failure to reach capacity in the fresh sandwich readiness levels and lower volume in the stored perishable sandwich inventory. That causes greater need for outsourced sandwiches, meaning higher costs (usually at lower quality). In turn, as expenditures increase contrary to regular income from Grammar Police salary (badly damaged after the defunding debacle), and from the sideline ventures of Harem activities suffering from contract disputes, and diminishing quarterly returns in the Tilde Exchange markets, budget constraints are pushed to their absolute limits. On top of all that, there are no longer any tax write-offs for the fees and fines that are wracked up in defending myself in the filing of restraining orders in faraway Minnesota. Fewer and fewer Minneapolis judges are excepting accepting the lowest bidder bribes, which means that more judge-shopping takes place, which is just as expensive as the bribe in itself. The bottom line is, I just can’t keep up with all these payouts. Grrrrrrrr.


~

 Wait, you’re not an economist? ((((Listen, here’s how it works: for every four dollars you earn, you owe me one dollar.))))

~