[NOTE: Prices of available products and services range widely from 16 different items selling for between $0.37 and $4, to dozens and dozens of items selling for well over $4, some of them sell for up to several thousand dollars.]
Two typographical errors; I may have to take you into my custody.
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Our customer stalking purchase records indicate that in the past year and a half, you and your household members have only bought 8 of the large cases of our award-winning Aussies Hate It™ Peanut Butter, so to keep up with the Joneses (nationwide, that is), you are expected to quadruple that right away. You wouldn’t want the Vegemitists to win, would you? Your country needs you.
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Shall we put you down for 1 gross of these placards, Matey?
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