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Are you retired? It was a Goodyear when I retired.

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Posted - December 16, 2022

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  • 2627
    After more than 60 years as a legal secretary, I am officially hanging up my steno pad on January 27th.  Looking forward to not having to set my alarm to go to work anymore. This post was edited by Spunky at December 29, 2022 1:44 PM MST
      December 16, 2022 11:50 AM MST
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  • 2969
    Apparently I am. 
      December 16, 2022 3:19 PM MST
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  • 845
    Yes, I am.
      December 16, 2022 5:58 PM MST
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  • 1919
    Nope 
      December 16, 2022 8:21 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

      That one really fell flat with me, I really can’t believe you wheeled it out here. No pressure, but I think when the rubber hits the road, good comedy should be well rounded and should get some traction with the target audience. Some people tire easily of puns, either good ones or bad ones, but I can roll with them no matter what. So next time, if you can’t give me a lift with your jokes, even a temporary one, please just spare me. Thanks.


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      December 29, 2022 12:43 PM MST
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  • 5455
    Thanks Randy.  This question was posted on the 16th of December and I just now got it after reading your answer.  Ugh


      December 29, 2022 1:50 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

      You’re welcome, my friend (and my pretend fake online archenemy). Being retired, I have zounds of idle time on my hands, which is perfect for idling on AnswerMug. For months and months now, I’ve been delving into posts that were submitted over the span of this website’s history, reviving certain ones here and there.
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      December 29, 2022 4:30 PM MST
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  • 44175
    Somebody got the pun.
      December 30, 2022 9:09 AM MST
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  • 52903

    Finally, right?


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      December 30, 2022 10:34 AM MST
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  • 16197
    Only my car (and that rides on Kumho, the local dealer had a sale on them).
      December 29, 2022 4:41 PM MST
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  • 44175
    Kumho...stupid name.
      December 30, 2022 9:08 AM MST
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  • 16197
    Korean brand. The Beetle had Kumho tyres on when I bought it, and never had a single flat in five years.
      December 30, 2022 7:03 PM MST
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  • 44175
    My wife's KIA has them. Two of them went bad in 7 years.
      December 30, 2022 7:16 PM MST
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