Why aren't you married, what are you waiting for?

  Hold on, I’m headed for the airport right now, don’t accept any other suitors!

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At least I can still laugh!!

 

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You wasted your travel dollars. You're married. You don't qualify. I have standards, you know. Sorry...

 

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Great answer!  Hope there are no delays! 

 

 I know, huh?

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There Randy goes again, another crush...it's never ending. 

 

  I go wherever I am needed the most. I simply cannot disappoint my adoring public. 

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lol

If there is, you have competition!  Unless,  of course,  his initials are R. D., in which case, he's all yours. 

No thanks. He's not my type, he's married.

Watch movies eat and fart sure.

 

  Ol’ Buddy, I’ve just heard from them, and even though I tried to vouch for you, it’s not looking too good for your side. Grrrrrrrr.

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I agree, they will never come home...ever.

Happy anniversary!

Thank you. :)

Congrats!  Wonderful!

Thank you! :)