An avocado EVERY SINGLE DAY? I don’t even know who you are any more.
Please take me out of your Last Will and Testament. I can’t be associated with your ilk. Grrrrrrr.
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Most human beings have certain foods that they dislike (or despise) regardless of how they’re prepared or served. I don’t try to convince others to partake in eating things that I prefer to eat, there are particular foods that I already know I do not like and will not eat, no amount of campaigning will change that. Some of those foods I have tried before, including Vegemite, avocados/guacamole, mayonnaise, coffee (yes, I know it’s a beverage), coffee ingredients in any form, most alcoholic beverages, etc. I accept that you enjoy avocados and find them yummy, I will never know the bliss of “how to eat them” because it’s a done deal for me, I have no interest. I live within an hour of the US/Mexican border, so I am surrounded for hundreds of miles by everything avocado, from fields where they grow to stores where they are sold to homes and restaurants where they are served in dozens of different ways, I sampled more than one iteration before deciding they’re not for me. No one is harmed by me not joining the avocado bandwagon.
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Yup, consider me one of of those people. :)
Lol, well, with bevo, it’s not even a question of “having” to eat avocados daily, it’s a conscious choice and fully informed consent! Grrrrrrr.
(I hope you know I’m just joking around, bevo. While it’s true that Welby and I are truly diehard anti-avocado folks, we understand that it‘s to each his own, and we really don’t have a problem with other people liking them.*)
[*Randy D struggled to the utmost in maintaining a straight face, calm demeanor, and low blood pressure while delivering that last part. Grrrrrrr]
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Traitor.
bevo 