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You hear Randy D has hurt himself in some way in the room next door. What would motivate you to get up and investigate?

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Posted - March 2, 2023
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  • 2999
    OOOO, are you giving out samples?
      March 5, 2023 2:43 PM MST
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  • 53502

     


      Haven’t you heard? I’m ALWAYS giving out samples!


      (Please form an orderly line at the door, ladies, fill out the screening forms, sign up for your individual time slots based on my availability, and take a number. You’ll be contacted to inform you whether or not you’ve been approved. Don’t get unruly, there’s plenty of Randy Candy to go around.)


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      March 5, 2023 7:16 PM MST
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  • 2999
    LMAO, it's hard too be humble when you are so great!  Randy Candy, I love it. 


     This post was edited by Honey Dew at March 6, 2023 11:47 AM MST
      March 6, 2023 4:17 AM MST
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  • 53502

      One of my missions in life is to do everything I can to protect the good name of Randolph D Randall. 

      (Or Randall D  Randolph; whichever one of my numerous aliases I happen to be using at that moment. Grrrrrrr.) 


      March 6, 2023 8:58 AM MST
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  • 13277
    If I am off duty, nothing comes to mind.
      March 4, 2023 11:07 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Grrrrrrrrr.  Some partner.


      ~

      March 6, 2023 11:20 AM MST
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  • 7792
    I and Randy D are bros and I'm the only bro that knows he is quite clumsy. He probably tripped over his big feet and fell to the floor, but nothing really serious. However, I'd just yell, "are you ok over there?" If I got an answer, I'd know that everything was fine. If not, I'd go and investigate. A Marine can be clumsy too you know.
      March 5, 2023 12:49 PM MST
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  • 2999
    Clumsy is so cute. 
      March 6, 2023 4:22 AM MST
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  • 844
    No, I think that the old waffle iron I had on that closet shelf may have fallen on his head.
      March 6, 2023 12:40 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Intentional pratfall! Sabotage! Practical joke! Booby trap! Pre-planned slapstick! Grrrrrrr.


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      March 6, 2023 4:44 PM MST
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  • 844
    Great shoes!!
      March 6, 2023 8:44 PM MST
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  • 53502
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      March 6, 2023 9:42 PM MST
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