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You hear Randy D has hurt himself in some way in the room next door. What would motivate you to get up and investigate?

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Posted - March 2, 2023

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  • 10052
    Sorry for your loss. 
      March 6, 2023 9:04 PM MST
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  • 5451
    That’s sad. 
      March 6, 2023 9:11 PM MST
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  • 16762
    The cats were planning to kill you anyway. Cats are evil bastards.
      December 10, 2023 12:00 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      They are planning to take over the world some day, correct?
    :(

      December 10, 2023 8:56 AM MST
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  • 844
    The first thing I would do is yell, "What was that?"
    If the response is, "I'm hurt!" or the like, then I'd reach for the phone to dial 911.
    When paramedics arrive, THEN I would get up to let them in.

    No matter what I may think of the man or what he might have been up to, he is a human being after all.
      March 3, 2023 10:44 AM MST
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  • 53502
      March 3, 2023 2:12 PM MST
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  • 844
    On second thought, the more appropriate question is, what the heck was I doing there anyway? That's the part that's highly improbable!! This post was edited by NYAD at March 5, 2023 8:35 PM MST
      March 3, 2023 10:50 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      You weren’t aware that this is Chapter 2 of the story? In Chapter 1, Randolph D moved into the spare room at your place about a month ago.  (Don’t skip over all the good parts as this story unfolds   Grrrrrrr.)

     


    ~

      March 3, 2023 2:16 PM MST
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  • 844
    The only "spare room" in this apartment is the hall closet where the hot water heater is. You would barely fit but certainly not that dresser you're wrapping. Oh, OK. I see. Chapter 1, Chapter 2, a fantasy in your own mind. So, when you moved into the hall closet, I hope you vacuumed it. I haven't done that in a couple of years (cough, cough).
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      March 3, 2023 5:05 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Hey, wait! I’m accustomed to more princely accommodations than that! Grrrrrrr.




    ~

      March 6, 2023 8:55 AM MST
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  • 844
    Sorry, since you weren't invited, you get what you get. There's always the public laundry room across the hall, or I think there's a cubby closet downstairs under the stairwell (or perhaps it leads to a sub-basement). Absolutely no princely accommodations in this building.
      March 6, 2023 12:37 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      

      I’ll need to speak with management about this, please. Grrrrrrr.


      :(

      March 6, 2023 10:01 PM MST
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  • 844
    No, I don't think you'll find anything that fancy in this building.
      March 6, 2023 11:00 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I would investigate immediately.  He’s not allowed to be hurting himself in there.

      March 3, 2023 8:39 PM MST
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  • 53502


      
    Help, help me, help me!  Help! Somebody help get me out of here, please! Hurry before she gets back in here from her garden where she’s digging up the soil to make room for my carcass! Doesn’t anyone else think it’s suspicious to dig six feet deep and six feet long and then claim it’s for a flower bed? She’s been after me for years, it’s always been her plan to do me in! Hellllllllllllllp! Grrrrrrr.

      March 4, 2023 8:34 AM MST
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  • 44600
    Once the grave is filled, she could plant endangered plants on it to keep the cops from digging it up. Clever, eh?
      March 4, 2023 8:37 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Et tu, Brutus? I never thought YOU would be her co-conspirator. Grrrrrrr.
    ~

      March 4, 2023 8:39 AM MST
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  • 2999
    OMG you really thought that one through, didn't ya. Lol  
      March 4, 2023 8:40 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      In legal circles, it’s called accessory to the fact. (Please report me as a missing person, and when the police ask if I have any known enemies . . . well, you know the long list of names to give to them. 

    :(

      March 4, 2023 8:43 AM MST
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  • 2999
    I'm surprised you haven't been pilloried the town square. 
      March 4, 2023 3:52 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

     Oh, believe me, it has almost happened a few times. I outran the mobs and throngs of women each time. 


    ~

      March 4, 2023 8:53 PM MST
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  • 2999
    You are so brave to fight them off like that. 
      March 5, 2023 5:06 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      I tell them, “I don’t want any trouble . . .”

      They usually go easy on me.
    ~

      March 5, 2023 6:10 AM MST
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  • 2999
    It must be your wonderful personality that changes their heart. 
      March 5, 2023 12:20 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Er, um, thanks, but just between the two of us, I’m a little sick and tired of only being appreciated for my traits and characteristics; I happen to have a body, you know! Grrrrrrr.

     


    ~



    [Edited to correct pluralization of one word.]

    This post was edited by Randy D at March 6, 2023 11:47 AM MST
      March 5, 2023 2:17 PM MST
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