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You hear Randy D has hurt himself in some way in the room next door. What would motivate you to get up and investigate?

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Posted - March 2, 2023
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  • 23570
    If I heard something and thought you might've gotten hurt - - - that's all I would need to run over right away.
      March 2, 2023 5:09 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Thanks, Pal! I knew I could count on you!

    ~

      March 3, 2023 1:50 PM MST
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  • 16756
    If he fell through the trapdoor that leads to the sub-basement dungeon facility where the sammiches are made, that's his problem. Ditto if he wrenched his back in the Harem. Anything else, I'm there with band-aids, mercurochrome etc.
      March 2, 2023 5:53 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      What if at the time, I happened to be in Australia attending the Keep Vegemite in the Only Country Where It Belongs summit meetings and the pro-Vegemite coalition somehow slipped me a Vegemite mickey, causing me to keel over? 




      (Oh, wait: you’re the founder and president of that latter organization, I keep forgetting. You’re the one who would have planned the whole attack, I shouldn’t expect any help from you! Grrrrrrrrrrr.)

    ~

      March 3, 2023 2:06 PM MST
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  • 2999
    I would immediately run to his aid and make him comfortable, initiate CPR, until the ambulance arrived.
      March 2, 2023 7:20 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      You’re the only one who cares. 


    ~

      March 3, 2023 2:07 PM MST
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  • 2999
    You just like the mouth to mouth resuscitation part.  :  )
      March 3, 2023 5:00 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Wow, she knows me way too well, folks. 

    ~

      March 3, 2023 8:24 PM MST
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  • 2999
    Just in case that should ever happen, God forbid, we should practice first to make sure our lips are a good fit.  :  )
      March 4, 2023 8:38 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      That’s a good idea. I know mine fit all kinds of women; years and years of experience tell me so. Pucker up!

    ~

      March 4, 2023 8:48 AM MST
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  • 2999
    Your lip muscles are well developed, I like that.  :  )
      March 4, 2023 3:49 PM MST
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  • 10992
    If I need a snack and I want to make sure he hasn't fallen and blocked access to the refrigerator. Otherwise, I'm good.
      March 3, 2023 4:48 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Hey, wait!

    Grrrrrrrrrr.
    :(

      March 3, 2023 2:08 PM MST
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  • 2999
    Hahahaha, you are so funny. 
      March 5, 2023 12:18 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      I thought she cared. Don’t my numerous trips from San Diego to Minneapolis mean anything to her? Grrrrrrrrr.

      

      ~

     
      December 8, 2023 2:24 PM MST
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  • 10628
    A VERY long TV commercial. (bleed quietly over there, I'm trying to watch TV!)
      March 3, 2023 8:53 AM MST
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  • 44597
    Stolen answer...reported.
      March 3, 2023 9:08 AM MST
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  • 10628
    Sorry, there're only grammar cops around here.
      March 3, 2023 11:19 PM MST
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  • 53502
      March 4, 2023 8:36 AM MST
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  • 10628
    Impersonating a police person is a felony.   Don't let the "power" fool you, you're just an (unlicensed) grammar cop
      March 4, 2023 10:40 AM MST
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  • 2999
    Unlicensed?  Oh, the horror of it all.  
      March 6, 2023 4:16 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Forget the television program, your cats are picking over me as if I’m already dead! Get in here, DO SOMETHING! Grrrrrrrrrrr.


    ~

      March 3, 2023 2:10 PM MST
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  • 10628
    You mean cat.  My small kitty died last week.  
      March 3, 2023 11:17 PM MST
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  • 23570
    My best to you and your cat.
      March 4, 2023 6:55 AM MST
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