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Thanks, Pal! I knew I could count on you!
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What if at the time, I happened to be in Australia attending the Keep Vegemite in the Only Country Where It Belongs summit meetings and the pro-Vegemite coalition somehow slipped me a Vegemite mickey, causing me to keel over?
(Oh, wait: you’re the founder and president of that latter organization, I keep forgetting. You’re the one who would have planned the whole attack, I shouldn’t expect any help from you! Grrrrrrrrrrr.)
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You’re the only one who cares.
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Wow, she knows me way too well, folks.
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That’s a good idea. I know mine fit all kinds of women; years and years of experience tell me so. Pucker up!
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Hey, wait!
Grrrrrrrrrr.
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I thought she cared. Don’t my numerous trips from San Diego to Minneapolis mean anything to her? Grrrrrrrrr.
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Forget the television program, your cats are picking over me as if I’m already dead! Get in here, DO SOMETHING! Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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