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One of my missions in life is to do everything I can to protect the good name of Randolph D Randall.
(Or Randall D Randolph; whichever one of my numerous aliases I happen to be using at that moment. Grrrrrrr.)
Grrrrrrrrr. Some partner.
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Intentional pratfall! Sabotage! Practical joke! Booby trap! Pre-planned slapstick! Grrrrrrr.
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You always think of what’s best for me, I like that. If you could earn a second Asker’s Pick in the same thread, you’d have it right now.
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