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KillBill

How many goats would you have to find in your back yard before you realized they weren’t ……

……making their way in there on their own and someone was placing them in there? 


Posted - March 4
Tag : #iAmdrowning

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  • 9695
    6. I live pretty close to the Coombs Market and they have 5 goats that they put on the roof to attract tourists. So I would assume the first 5 goats that showed up in my yard wondered in from the Coombs market. But a 6th goat would make me start thinking that something sinister was going on. Like maybe it was my evil half sister sending in the goats to eat my pot plants. Cheers and happy weekend!
      March 4, 2023 4:04 PM MST
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  • 7230
    Haha, I like your answer. I feel like if there were 5  neighbouring goats It would take about ten for me to start thinking someone was messing with me… I‘d allow each of my neighbour goats one friend to bring along before I got suspicious. I don’t have an evil sister though ;). happy weekend!
      March 4, 2023 4:40 PM MST
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  • 9695
    Well you might not have a evil half sister but you did have Amish Ghosts. And they could have come back and they are using goats to eat your mobile and music devisees and all your electronics. So allowing 10 goats in your yard might not be a good idea. Cheers and happy weekend!  
      March 4, 2023 5:07 PM MST
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  • 7230
    I forgot about the Amish ghosts! Thanks for the reminder. I am feeling a bit haunted tonight. I thought it was the being snowed in and feeling stuck but now I know it’s the Amish to blame… Cheers! :) 
      March 4, 2023 5:11 PM MST
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  • 9695
    There is a pretty good series about an Amish  community in southern Ontario. They get mixed up with a Mexican Amish drug cartel. The show is called Pure and I highly recommend it. Cheers and happy weekend! 
      March 4, 2023 5:55 PM MST
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  • 7230
    I live in southern Ontario! I’ll have to check that show out. Cheers! 
      March 4, 2023 6:11 PM MST
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  • 2819
    One, my friend has a pet goat and I expect one day to find it wandering around my property as a joke. 
      March 4, 2023 4:06 PM MST
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  • 7230
    Hopefully your friend’s  goat makes it to your yard one day. 
      March 4, 2023 4:41 PM MST
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  • 2819
    hahaha, that would be fun. 
      March 4, 2023 4:52 PM MST
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  • 7230
    Yeah it would be :) keep me posted if any goat visits ;) 
      March 4, 2023 5:09 PM MST
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  • 30605
    Given that my husband wants goats, I would just assume  he went to the farm market and got them.
      March 5, 2023 5:12 AM MST
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  • 7230
    What’s he waiting for? I’d love to have pet goats. :)
      March 10, 2023 1:03 PM MST
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  • 2028
    I don't get how it got to just 5 goats as you may take 10 goats - how exactly it gets to that # of sheep?
      March 5, 2023 2:08 PM MST
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  • 7230
    No sheep allowed, they frighten me. Look like they’re infested with cooties. 
      March 10, 2023 1:04 PM MST
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  • 764
    I don't have a back yard. I would only have to find one goat in my neighbourhood to believe someone placed it there. A goat would be out of place in my neighbourhood.






      March 5, 2023 7:52 PM MST
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  • 7230
    Poor goat wouldn’t survive in that neighbourhood. You‘d have to take her in and feed her oats or  ivy or whatever goats eat.  
      March 10, 2023 1:05 PM MST
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  • 566
    Well, one goat would do it. I don't actually have a backyard (or front yard), but I do have a designated parking space. If I found a goat in my parking space, I would be quite irate as when someone else parks their car in my space.

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    This post was edited by NYAD at March 10, 2023 1:06 PM MST
      March 5, 2023 11:16 PM MST
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  • 7230
    Give that goat a parking ticket. 
      March 10, 2023 1:06 PM MST
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  • 566
    The sign says, when someone parks in someone else's parking spot we're to call a tow truck. Interesting picture.
      March 10, 2023 1:13 PM MST
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  • 7230

     :) 

      March 10, 2023 1:22 PM MST
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  • 913
    Let's say that if it's any fewer than 20, I'd be very disappointed with my enemies.
      March 6, 2023 5:03 PM MST
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  • 21856
    :) 
      March 6, 2023 6:59 PM MST
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  • 7230
    Lol, why are your enemies? Maybe giving goats is sign of high respect and affection in whoever left the goats at your home‘s mind. 
      March 10, 2023 1:09 PM MST
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  • 913
    I like goats, but I'm already surrounded by too much bleating hehe.
      March 11, 2023 5:51 PM MST
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