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If you operated your own homespun workshop in your sub-basement, what products or services might it provide? (Humorous answers, please.)

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Posted - March 22, 2023

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  • 44175
    I wood build a 'special' table and bed.
      March 22, 2023 7:14 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     


      OK, I’m not sure if I should ding you for the error or praise you for the pun. Grrrrrrr.
    ~

      March 22, 2023 1:21 PM MDT
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  • 22853
    That joke went right over my head. - Drawception
      March 24, 2023 4:35 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      He used the word “wood” instead of “would”. (Grrrrrrr.)
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      March 25, 2023 12:45 AM MDT
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  • 22853
    I truly did not see that at all.  :)
      March 25, 2023 9:34 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      You know that type of thing doesn’t escape my notice for even a split second!


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      March 25, 2023 9:42 AM MDT
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  • 22853
    That joke went right over my head. - Drawception
      March 24, 2023 4:35 PM MDT
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  • 16199
    One service - a hideout for Randy D when he's being pursued by the authorities for breaching multiple restraining orders (again).
      March 22, 2023 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      “Hey wait, Slart, let me out of here, you’ve made a horrible mistake and locked me in the Vegemite pantry by mistake! Slartttttttttt!!!! Grrrrrrr.”

      March 22, 2023 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 5455

    I’ve opened a couple of very useful shops in your sub-basement, a payday loan store and a laundromat.  

    Oh, when those are fresh out of the printer, you’ll need to toss them in the dryer with some damp towels.

    You’re also supposed to wait until after we close to do that.

    This post was edited by Livvie at March 25, 2023 1:24 PM MDT
      March 22, 2023 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Grrrrrrr.  I’m already trying to ward off investigations and court cases from the RCMP thanks to Jaimie’s meddling, the Minneapolis criminal justice system thanks to Jane’s meddling, the labor department’s contract dispute unit thanks to Savvy’s meddling, the NYPD’s SVU thanks to Spunky and NYAD’s meddling, the GPF Internal Affairs Division thanks to Stu’s meddling, Scotland Yard for that smuggling charge thanks to Just Asking’s meddling, the Canberra Vegemite Export Initiative Committee thanks to Slart’s meddling, the Mermaid Protective League (Buenos Aires Chapter) thanks to Martina’s meddling, the Ellipses Proliferation Advocacy Board thanks to Element 99’s meddling, and now you want to add the Treasury Department and the SEC to the list?



      March 23, 2023 2:22 AM MDT
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  • 9778
    I see there are a lot of ladies in your sub-basement who are say they are waiting for their turn at something or other. I started a bingo game to keep them occupied. 

      March 22, 2023 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Thank you!
      (Now just line them up alphabetically by first name and send them upstairs to me one at a time for two-hour stints each. I’ll throw you an extra shot for coordinating this, so leave your turn for last. No one else has to know. Wink, WINK.)

    ~

      March 23, 2023 2:29 AM MDT
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  • 9778
    These ladies will probably need more than two hours to get up the stairs and then they'll be pretty worn out. Is that what you need?
      March 23, 2023 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

     I’ve thought of everything!

      My specialty is therapeutic massage (with sensual underpinnings, of course), so I’m ready to rejuvenate sensations in those areas of the body that require a bit more stimulation than usual. They’ll be just fine.
    ~

      March 23, 2023 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 10037
    Wigs and toupees made from dog hair. 


      March 23, 2023 5:29 PM MDT
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  • 22853


    Without a doubt, a tourist attraction in honor of The Cooper family

    (from  George Romero's original 1968 "Night of the Living Dead")





    Night of the living dead | THE GIRL WHO KNEW TOO MUCH
      March 24, 2023 4:33 PM MDT
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  • 170
    I would manufacture guns and ammo. 

    $75 Homemade .22lr Webley(ish) Revolver | RECOIL
    MAST Technology Inc. .223 Ammo: A Review
      March 24, 2023 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 3907
    Hello Randy:

    Well, it WOULDN'T have anything to do with growing weed..  I promise..

    excon
      March 25, 2023 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 52905

     

      Lol! (Wink, WINK!)

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      March 25, 2023 9:43 AM MDT
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