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OK, I’m not sure if I should ding you for the error or praise you for the pun. Grrrrrrr.
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He used the word “wood” instead of “would”. (Grrrrrrr.)
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You know that type of thing doesn’t escape my notice for even a split second!
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“Hey wait, Slart, let me out of here, you’ve made a horrible mistake and locked me in the Vegemite pantry by mistake! Slartttttttttt!!!! Grrrrrrr.”
I’ve opened a couple of very useful shops in your sub-basement, a payday loan store and a laundromat.
Oh, when those are fresh out of the printer, you’ll need to toss them in the dryer with some damp towels.
You’re also supposed to wait until after we close to do that.
Grrrrrrr. I’m already trying to ward off investigations and court cases from the RCMP thanks to Jaimie’s meddling, the Minneapolis criminal justice system thanks to Jane’s meddling, the labor department’s contract dispute unit thanks to Savvy’s meddling, the NYPD’s SVU thanks to Spunky and NYAD’s meddling, the GPF Internal Affairs Division thanks to Stu’s meddling, Scotland Yard for that smuggling charge thanks to Just Asking’s meddling, the Canberra Vegemite Export Initiative Committee thanks to Slart’s meddling, the Mermaid Protective League (Buenos Aires Chapter) thanks to Martina’s meddling, the Ellipses Proliferation Advocacy Board thanks to Element 99’s meddling, and now you want to add the Treasury Department and the SEC to the list?
Thank you!
(Now just line them up alphabetically by first name and send them upstairs to me one at a time for two-hour stints each. I’ll throw you an extra shot for coordinating this, so leave your turn for last. No one else has to know. Wink, WINK.)
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I’ve thought of everything!
My specialty is therapeutic massage (with sensual underpinnings, of course), so I’m ready to rejuvenate sensations in those areas of the body that require a bit more stimulation than usual. They’ll be just fine.
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Lol! (Wink, WINK!)
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Element 99 