Lead singer Phil Collins was bribed to purposely (and irritatingly) over pronounce the word "touch" through entire song.
The song is really called "Invisible TouCHA"
Shortly after the second of those two songs were released, 1984 for “Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run)” and 1986 for “Invisible Touch”, I met a woman from Barbados, and in classic Randolph D Randall fashion, I tried to woo her. As soon as she felt me apply the almost invisible touch of pinching her butt, she slapped the heck out of me. Grrrrrrr.
(None of that really happened, I just took advantage of the opportunity to come up with a little pun-based tale.)
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