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(Humorous answers, please.) Name some places where air conditioning is inappropriate or ill-advised.

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Posted - April 30, 2023

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  • 13277
    The polar regions.
      April 30, 2023 6:07 PM MDT
    5

  • 7795
    In a cabin located in Antarctica.
      April 30, 2023 7:30 PM MDT
    7

  • 844
    When scuba or deep sea diving.
      April 30, 2023 7:38 PM MDT
    6

  • 11087
    In Hell. It would defeat the purpose. 
      April 30, 2023 9:31 PM MDT
    6

  • 880
      May 1, 2023 1:31 AM MDT
    6

  • 34432
     In a sauna. 
      May 1, 2023 4:53 AM MDT
    3

  • 5451
    Inside of a tropical plants greenhouse

      May 1, 2023 6:38 AM MDT
    4

  • 17614
    In a sauna.
      May 2, 2023 7:14 AM MDT
    3

  • 10662

    Earth.

    Definition of conditioning - "The process of training or accustoming something to behave in a certain way or to accept certain circumstances."

    Air is very spirited and will always do what it wants.  For thousands of years people have tried to "condition” (train or “break”) air.  By itself, air is rather thin, meaning it doesn’t do much.  But when air gets together with its friends, it tends to get a bit “blustery” (wind).  If one thinks that training/breaking air is hard, good luck with wind.

    Air can be moody.  On occasions, air’s mood can be stable and nice, other times it can get very violent and will start throwing things around (particularly after it’s been “dry” for awhile and then goes out “drinking” with its friends).  When (de)pressed, air tends to get hot (angry), but when it’s happy it can be cold and aloof.  Therefore, it is ill-advised to try to condition air.  Air is best when left alone

      May 2, 2023 12:07 PM MDT
    4

  • 5451
    If air conditioning for Earth were possible, it would be the solution for global warming.
      May 2, 2023 5:18 PM MDT
    3

  • 10662
    Alas, no one can find an extension cord long enough. 
      May 2, 2023 6:09 PM MDT
    3

  • 5451
    Just use two of them.  That should work.
      May 4, 2023 12:38 PM MDT
    3

  • 329
    Kavik River Camp
      May 2, 2023 11:42 PM MDT
    2

  •   May 4, 2023 10:29 PM MDT
    4