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No need for self-reporting: I like your answer just as it is, and that’s not merely because I am also an Anti-Coffite. (With apologies to the “Seinfeld” television sitcom.)
I’m trying my best to behave myself, but the bait is just too good to ignore. I’ll be right there!
*My Frequent Flier miles for the San Diego-Minneapolis round trip run will skyrocket faster than usual with this kind of stimulation from you!
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