[I’m Randy D, and I approve this message.]
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What about when you endorse checks for deposit or for cash? Wait, I’ll send you a blank one, you can fill in the amount, and when you endorse it, you’ll absolutely LOVE signing your name!
*On the phone to Randall D Randolph Industries International: “Hello, this is Big R, put me through to the CFO, please.
“CFO, Big R here. Listen, draw a check from the smallest petty cash account we have, and make it out to a Miss Jane S in Minneapolis. Yes, yes, the same one who continually files those restraining order cases against me, but I know she’s just kidding, she has a wry sense of humor and expresses her lust for me in sarcastic ways. Don’t trouble yourself, I certainly don’t trouble myself about it. Just prepare the check, everything will be fine. How much, you ask? No, leave that part blank, she’s already been informed and will write in how much she wants it to be for. Less than $250 in the petty cash account? That’s fine, in fact, it’s perfect.
“Now that I have you on the line, let’s discuss that shipment of anti-avocado brochures we ordered, . . .”
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my name is a name we dont often hear in english... its a french name.... Francois
we say it like 'fran-sua'
pretty much like francis but with ois