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WelbyQuentin

Why are they called hemorrhoids when as*teroids would be a more fitting name?

Posted - June 13, 2023
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  • 10661
    "Hemorrhoids" are found on men.  "Herorrhoids" are found on women.   But due to gender fluidity, they probably should be referred to as:  "Theyorrhoids", "Theirorrhoids", or "Themorrhoids".


    (Note: this is meant as humor... you know, tongue in cheek). 

    This post was edited by Shuhak at June 14, 2023 7:26 AM MDT
      June 13, 2023 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 11086
    Men can't get hemorrhoids. God made them all perfect a******s.
      June 13, 2023 5:29 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Wouldn’t hemorrhoids be found on dresses and skirts?
      June 13, 2023 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 23637
    It's all good. Fun answer.   :)
      June 13, 2023 6:55 PM MDT
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  • 23637
    And I've changed the spelling of my question three times. :)
      June 14, 2023 4:48 AM MDT
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  • 44648
    You stole that from somewhere. Quite appropriate.
      June 13, 2023 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 23637
    Did I steal it? Darn!
    I've been studying space stuff this week and my joke popped into my head. Here I thought I had thought it up.  :(


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 14, 2023 4:08 PM MDT
      June 13, 2023 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 23637
    And I've changed the spelling of my question three times. :)
      June 14, 2023 4:48 AM MDT
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  • 1502
    So the spelling would be more of a pain in the--
      June 13, 2023 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 23637
    Yup! Ha!
    :)
      June 13, 2023 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 23637
    And, as of now, I've changed the spelling of my question three times, ha. I'm maybe overthinking again.  :)
      June 14, 2023 4:47 AM MDT
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  • 1502
    Just call it "editing" from now on!
      June 14, 2023 4:09 PM MDT
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  • 23637
    :)  Yes, good idea! Thanks!
      June 18, 2023 3:42 PM MDT
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  • 3019
    I like it a lot, very fitting like a suppository. 


     This post was edited by Honey Dew at June 14, 2023 4:08 PM MDT
      June 14, 2023 7:28 AM MDT
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  • 23637
    Ha!  Thanks!
    :)
      June 14, 2023 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 16821
    Haemorrhoids affect one's own a$$. Asteroids affect everybody's - they have to kiss them goodbye.
      June 15, 2023 4:17 AM MDT
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  • 23637
    I think you have a point there.  :) 
      June 18, 2023 3:52 PM MDT
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