Should I order a chicken and an egg from Amazon? That way I'll know for sure!

 

  Great idea!

  Their “efficiency” over there at Amazon will have them combining both orders in one package, resulting in both of them arriving at your address at the same time, so you won’t solve the dilemma. Back to the drawing board. Grrrrrrr.

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I know how much you enjoy being the funny man, but when your wife asks "who came first," don't go answering "the delivery girl."

I wouldn't order that kind of items from Amazon