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Police Officer: “Let me get this straight. Two days ago, this was an office full of people, you made a cash payment to a guy named Randy D,
now no one answers the phones, no one returns your text messages, all of your email messages to them come back to you marked “undeliverable”, and you have received no products or services?”
"Hello, Officer. Yes, I know it all sounds strange. I'm the last one here and I wrote a song that at least approaches the dynamics of this place. I can't go into severe detail, Officer. Too much has happened. But here you go. This will be a beginning and I hope it gets you on the correct path. I call the song 'Showroom Dummies.' And four friends of mine were so kind to make a recording and music video of it for me. . . . wait . . . who is that coming up the stairs? . . . I'm out of here!"
"Showroom Dummies"
Eins, zwei, drei, vier
We are standing here Exposing ourselves We are showroom dummies We are showroom dummies
We're being watched And we feel our pulse We are showroom dummies We are showroom dummies
We look around And change our pose We are showroom dummies We are showroom dummies
We start to move And we break the glass We are showroom dummies We are showroom dummies
We step out And take a walk through the city We are showroom dummies We are showroom dummies
We go into a club And there we start to dance We are showroom dummies We are showroom dummies
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This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 1, 2023 3:50 PM MDT
