I will have to be afforded several repeat performances in order to cover the vast range of topics that my adoring public needs to hear about from me. (Thank you for extending this gracious offer to me.)
6. Overcoming the Draconian “Laws” in Minnesota’s Civil Court System That Are Being Subjected Upon Innocent and Saintly Souls Such as Myself.
5. Sandwich Kink and Sandwich Fetish: Myths or Meals?
4. Canadian Lumberjacks and Tree Surgeons: My Rival Suitors. Grrrrrrrrr.
3. Rumors of Graft and Corruption on the Grammar Police Force: Ewe Bee Da Jūhuge.
2. Vile Vegemite or Eivvil Livvie: Which is the Worst Threat to the Physical Wellbeing and Mental Stability of Randy D?
1. The Harem Chapters Are Cropping Up Across the US and Worldwide: Coincidence or Conspiracy? You Be The Judge.
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