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Is this thing on?


Posted - July 13, 2023
Tag : #sinkSankSunk

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  • 11151
    It was but you broke it with all that tapping. Cheers!
      July 13, 2023 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Note to self, don’t tap it, smash it against a wall next time. Cheers! 
      July 27, 2023 4:07 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Thats no fun - slowly immerse it in a glass of water and the mike will make a glug - glug - glug sound. But safety first - make sure you are wearing rubber soled shoes and rubber gloves. Cheers!  
      July 27, 2023 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I have some mittens and winter boots.. will that work?  I don’t think I have rubber boots or gloves. 
      July 27, 2023 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    No that won't work. Maybe you better just tap on the mike a few times then do that thing were you hold the mike up - drop it and walk off the stage. Cheers! 
      July 27, 2023 4:52 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I’ll try that, thanks :) 
      July 27, 2023 4:57 PM MDT
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  • 16826
    Nope, the power is out due to a solar storm (are you old enough to remember that?)
      July 13, 2023 8:53 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I don’t know. I’m either too young to remember that or I don’t keep up with news/ current events. Lets  go with too young…:) 
      July 27, 2023 4:11 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      You were probably planning to say something derogatory about Randall D Randall, so he bribed someone at Canadian Power and Light to cut off the electricity connected to the sound system. Grrrrrrr. 

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      July 13, 2023 9:41 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Randy, Randy, Randy. Did you learn nothing from our 17 marriages? Nothing can silence me, not even cutting the Hydro. (Canadian lights and power is called Hydro). 

      July 27, 2023 4:15 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Slow learner. 


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      July 27, 2023 5:20 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Smarten up and pay attention in class!
      July 27, 2023 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      I didn’t know you were trying to get my attention. Sorry. 

     


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      July 27, 2023 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Lies! You’re not sorry! But this response does call for in of my favourite gifs :)
      July 27, 2023 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      My mommy said I don’t have to listen to you. 


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      July 27, 2023 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    My mommy said you do have to! 

      July 27, 2023 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 5451

    No it’s not.  I was on before you.  You can turn it back on, guys, it’s Jaimie’s turn now.

    At least they didn’t use that giant hook to yank me off stage this time. 

     

    This post was edited by Livvie at July 27, 2023 5:21 PM MDT
      July 27, 2023 4:21 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Thats not fair Livvie! I shouldn’t be expected to be follow an act like you. Too much pressure. 
      July 27, 2023 4:41 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

    *Randolph D filling out the job application for operating the hook the next time Livvie is scheduled to appear on stage. (Nothing personal, of course. Cough, cough.)

     


      Grrrrrrrrr.
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      July 27, 2023 5:26 PM MDT
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