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Please post the least funny” Knock Knock” joke you know. No googling, please, from memory. Thank you.

Posted - July 27, 2023
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  • 5451
    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Boo.

    Boo who?

    Quit crying!
      July 27, 2023 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Lol, I know that one to from when I was a kid! Awful, so it’s perfect. Thank you :)
      July 27, 2023 6:34 PM MDT
    3

  • 10993
    Knock Knock 
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    Knock Knock 
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    Knock Knock 
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    Knock Knock 
    Who's there?
    Orange 
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
      July 27, 2023 10:49 PM MDT
    3

  • 1953
    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No. You're a poo!   :)

      July 28, 2023 1:30 PM MDT
    4

  • 11101
    Knock Knock. - Who's there? - Donald. - Donald who? - Donald Trump. - Hey I thought you were in prison.

    The song did make me cry a little bit because as lovely as her voice was - no one stopped to throw some coin in her guitar case. Cheers and happy weekend!
      July 28, 2023 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    Nobel. That’s why I knocked!
      July 28, 2023 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Smell mop. 
    Smell mop who?
    NOOO! That's disgusting! 
      July 29, 2023 7:03 AM MDT
    1

  • 17592
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to invite me in.?
      July 29, 2023 12:38 PM MDT
    1