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Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Allah ho akhbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

????????????????????????????????'???? ????????????????????????:
Democrat....

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP?

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

This is all so confusing!

............ .......... ........ ..... ......... ....... ........ ........ .

????????????????????????????????????????'???? ????????????????????????:
Republican....

BANG!

............ ....... ...... ........ ......... ........ .......... ....

????????????????????????????????????????'???? ????????????????????????:
Southerner.....

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!

Posted - October 29, 2023

Responses


  • 1439
    Wow. Sounds like a worse place to live than any other developing nation.
      October 29, 2023 11:18 AM MDT
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  • 17483
    Not enough hints....got any more? 

      October 29, 2023 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 23158
    Try posting that question in a small town.

    ;)
      October 29, 2023 2:31 PM MDT
    4

  • 13263
    Missouri?
      October 29, 2023 3:36 PM MDT
    4

  • 33031
    Depends on the area of the state. 
      October 29, 2023 4:20 PM MDT
    3

  • 16358
    Labor Party. And trained in tae kwondo.
    Kick the knife out of his hand and collect his jaw with the follow through. Then call an ambulance (he'll need one) and the police.
      October 29, 2023 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 23158

    :)      (Thanks for a Pick!)
      October 30, 2023 3:38 PM MDT
    1