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How short are you?

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Posted - November 23, 2023
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  • 10992
    About $3.00.
      November 23, 2023 6:26 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      Er, um, I can help out with that if you would like me to. Let’s work out some type of deal . . .


      

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      November 23, 2023 6:46 PM MST
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  • 16753
    So short that when one of my hairs falls out, I can hear it hit the floor.
      November 23, 2023 8:04 PM MST
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  • 44595
    I'm so short, I can sit on a shadow and dangle my legs.
      November 23, 2023 8:09 PM MST
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  • 7792
    I'm not short. I'm tall. A little over 6 feet. This post was edited by Zack at November 25, 2023 9:09 AM MST
      November 23, 2023 9:06 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Shorter than all my children but taller than my grandmother was. 
      November 24, 2023 5:09 AM MST
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  • 3695
    I used to be 5'4".  I'm probably an inch shorter now and the universe is laughing at me because almost everything I need in the supermarket is on the top shelf in the back.  In my next life, I'm coming back taller, thinner and smarter.   
      November 24, 2023 7:11 AM MST
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  • 53502


      That’s another way I make myself useful: being on the tall side, lots of women in grocery stores and supermarkets frequently ask me to reach items that are up on high shelves. It’s a great “in” for me. (Cough, cough.)

      

    This post was edited by Randy D at November 25, 2023 9:10 AM MST
      November 24, 2023 11:39 AM MST
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  • 8214
    On occasion I have to ask for help reaching things on the top shelf.  All but once a tall person walked by and I asked for their help.
      November 24, 2023 12:42 PM MST
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  • 8214
    In Texas, a tall person is referred to as a "tall glass of water," fun Texas fact.
      November 24, 2023 12:49 PM MST
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  • 53502

     

      I thought everybody knows that.
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      November 24, 2023 8:05 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I didn't not know that until I heard a family member refer to my grandson as a "tall glass of water," he is 6'6".


     This post was edited by Art Lover at November 27, 2023 4:09 AM MST
      November 25, 2023 4:13 AM MST
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  • 3695
    I almost always am able to find a tall man to assist. :)
      November 25, 2023 7:32 AM MST
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  • 3907
    Hello E:

    I'm so short I play racket ball against the curb.

    excon
      November 24, 2023 7:17 AM MST
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  • 44595
    You and I know the true meaning of 'short'.
      November 24, 2023 11:40 AM MST
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  • 5451

    Attention all employees: Our business checking account is a little short this month.  Please pick one before the end of this pay period and bring it to payroll.   Hey, how much did this glass and these straws cost? 

     

    This post was edited by Livvie at November 25, 2023 9:10 AM MST
      November 24, 2023 10:25 AM MST
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  • 53502

     

      *Phone call to the Securities and Exchange Commission:

    ”My name is Randy D, and I think an investigation is in order to see what involvement Livvie the Criminal Queenpin may have had in the shortage of funds at that company. Embezzlement is not a farfetched possibility of her activities, and further delving might reveal that she needed extra cash to finance any one of the schemes she’s cooked up to hasten my downfall. Yes, I certainly will hold while you fill your fountain pen, thank you.”


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      November 24, 2023 8:12 PM MST
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  • 448
    My feet touch the ground just like everybody else.
      December 2, 2023 2:20 PM MST
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