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Er, um, I can help out with that if you would like me to. Let’s work out some type of deal . . .
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That’s another way I make myself useful: being on the tall side, lots of women in grocery stores and supermarkets frequently ask me to reach items that are up on high shelves. It’s a great “in” for me. (Cough, cough.)
I thought everybody knows that.
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Attention all employees: Our business checking account is a little short this month. Please pick one before the end of this pay period and bring it to payroll. Hey, how much did this glass and these straws cost?
This post was edited by Livvie at November 25, 2023 9:10 AM MST
*Phone call to the Securities and Exchange Commission:
”My name is Randy D, and I think an investigation is in order to see what involvement Livvie the Criminal Queenpin may have had in the shortage of funds at that company. Embezzlement is not a farfetched possibility of her activities, and further delving might reveal that she needed extra cash to finance any one of the schemes she’s cooked up to hasten my downfall. Yes, I certainly will hold while you fill your fountain pen, thank you.”
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