If David Attenborough could see you now, what would he say?

"And here we see the matriarch of the group, sheltered from the unforgiving winters of America's north-eastern shore, in worn, self-spun fabrics. Like many other mammals, the homo sapiens allows younger generations to take over the hum-drum of daily survival, as well-respected elders of the species retreat once again into roles of supportive guidance and the procuration of sweet foods."

I am retired - I don't have to get gussied up to sit around the house.  Half the time, I don't even get gussied up to go out shopping!  

"Habitually solitary hunters, on the extremely sporadic occasions when these big cats (or, rather, the biggest of all technically 'small' feline subspecies) do form a group, they are referred to as a singe. This remains, however, such a rare term, one is not advised to google it."

He would not say that about me! Lies!!