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Art Lover

JOKE OF THE DAY

Two Jewish men went to their Rabbi,
The first man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me,
my son left home and became a Christian.
The second man said; Rabbi you will never guess what happened to me;
my son also left home and became a Christian, what shall we do?
The Rabbi said; pray to God and ask for advice.
The two men prayed to God; God what should we do?
God said;  You'll never guess what happened to me...

Posted - January 20
Tags : humor Joke

Responses


  • 44649
    I am Jewish and I don't get it. Stu...help  me please.
      January 20, 2024 7:18 PM MST
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  • 8214
    The very Jewish, Ben Shapiro liked this joke enough to have a clip of this on his show.  
      January 20, 2024 8:15 PM MST
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  • 11087
    Do you really not get it? I get it and I'm not Jewish.
      January 20, 2024 9:39 PM MST
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  • 44649
    No
      January 21, 2024 6:13 PM MST
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  • 13277
    What did Jesus become when he left home?
      January 20, 2024 10:08 PM MST
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  • 44649
    I don't know. What?
      January 21, 2024 6:14 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Take a wild guess.
      January 21, 2024 8:04 PM MST
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  • 44649
    A pimp?

      January 21, 2024 8:09 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Classic that’s been around for generations!
      January 20, 2024 10:09 PM MST
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  • 1502
    Hehe, good one!
      January 21, 2024 3:54 AM MST
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  • 8214
    I thought so, it's the first time I've heard it.  Guess I need to get out more. lol
      January 21, 2024 4:34 PM MST
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  • 16826
    A man asks God, "How long is a million years in Heaven?"
    God replies, "About a minute."
    He then asks, "How much is a million dollars?"
    "To Me, that's a penny."
    "God, can I have a penny?"
    God smiles. "Sure. Just wait a minute."
      January 21, 2024 7:12 AM MST
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  • 8214
    hahahahaha, good one. Should have asked for 5 pennies, a penny doesn't go very far in this day and age.  No such thing as "penny candy" anymore. 


     This post was edited by Art Lover at January 22, 2024 12:46 PM MST
      January 21, 2024 4:32 PM MST
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  • 44649
    That I get.
      January 21, 2024 6:15 PM MST
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  • 34432
    Works for the joke. But a million years to God is 1,000 days or 1,440,000 minutes.
      January 22, 2024 5:12 AM MST
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  • 2132
    You were so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother instead of you. You were born so ugly, they only way to get the dog to play with you was to tie a pork chop around your neck. You were so ugly when you were born that your parents drop the name they had for you and asked the doctor to do it. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at January 22, 2024 12:47 PM MST
      January 21, 2024 9:14 PM MST
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  • 1502
    I admit, those can be pretty funny... In the right contexts, hehe.
      January 22, 2024 5:03 AM MST
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  • 8214
    LMAO...out loud.  :  )
      January 22, 2024 11:21 AM MST
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  • 16826
    Yo mama so fat, she gets her sex toys from NASA.
      January 22, 2024 4:34 PM MST
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