Wait a second! What about all those whoppers you’ve spun in front of the judges at the Minnesota Civil Court hearings after filing those frivolous and overlapping restraining orders against me? A mere 5? Don’t make me laugh! You somehow manage to pull tall tales out of thin air at the hearings! The outlandish accusations, the wild misrepresentations, the theatrics, the tears, the sobbing, the fainting, what about all of that? Grrrrrrrr. 
My histrionics were real, though..
You, on the other hand, had to resort to the low practice of far-fetched allegations and character assassination. I’ve never understood how you can love me so much yet hurt me so deeply. ~
I’ll just have to let my track record speak for itself, I won’t assign myself a number. (Cough, cough.)
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WelbyQuentin 