I chuckled too when I read it, then I kept chuckling as I crumbled crumpled it up and threw it in the trash can with all the others. It was so cute with its wild accusations, the biting attacks against me, and the kangaroo-court allegations.
You’re quite the creative writer, my dear. Your wit is one of many of your attractive features though.
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Livvie-Schmivvie! She hasn’t been around in weeks! I am as worried about her as as I am about a shipment of Vegemite being dropped on my front lawn and then I have to pay the invoice fee. Not going to happen.
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