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Under which circumstances might you sell your home (or any home for that matter) to Randy D?

 

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Posted - August 16

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  • 8214
    That home is too cute to sell, especially to Randy D. Don't want him knowing where I live, he doesn't take NO for an answer.  Randy doesn't understand that No means NO! That's why he has so many restraining orders against him, including mine. 
      August 16, 2024 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      How about a tour, please? I’ll especially need to see where the sandwiches are made.
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      August 16, 2024 7:38 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Go away, you are bothering me and disturbing my peace. 
      August 16, 2024 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

     But . . . sandwiches!


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      August 20, 2024 10:01 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Randy has a half million in cash.
      August 16, 2024 7:07 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Well, there is that.
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      August 16, 2024 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Well...I know you always wanted to visit Toledo.
      August 16, 2024 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Gee, it’s kind of strange that you think so, because I’ve never said anything one way or the other about visiting Toledo.
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      August 17, 2024 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Everyone wants to visit Toledo.
      August 17, 2024 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    I hear there's a waiting list.
      August 17, 2024 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Yeah...only one airplane and one train comes here a week.
      August 18, 2024 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 8214

    Oops, I read this question when I first woke up this morning.  Got it all messed up in my mind, still trying figure out just what I was thinking.  oopsie.  :  )  One part I was buying his house the other he was buying mine....hummmm...Ole lady card on this one. Yikes!


    This post was edited by Art Lover at August 21, 2024 10:53 PM MDT
      August 17, 2024 4:37 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    If he doesn't insist on a home inspection he can have it cheap. It's riddled with termites and the wiring is not up to code. I don't know if it's going to fall down or burn down first. Also, I'm feuding with the neighbors and foisting Randy on them would make me happy. And foisting them on Randy is even better.
      August 16, 2024 7:59 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Yours is a much better offer Jane, you do everything with style, that's for sure. 
      August 17, 2024 4:39 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Oh, troublesome neighbors are easily dispatched. Does your home have a sub-basement by any chance?
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      August 17, 2024 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    It used to. I filled in in with concrete after my roommate disappeared. 
      August 17, 2024 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Hey, wait . . . ! 

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      August 17, 2024 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 16827
    Under the circumstance that he doesn't check the attic. It's full of Vegemite.
      August 16, 2024 11:54 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Hahahahha, good one, it's his Kryptonite, he would faint, just from the smell. 
      August 17, 2024 8:05 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    I see you realized the image was backward.  lol
      August 17, 2024 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 53524
    : )


      Darned Internet searches. Sometimes their results are just as bad as AutoInCorrect.  Grrrrrrr.
      
      August 17, 2024 10:56 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Yeah, but it took you some time to notice, where I noticed that right away....I win...again. 
      August 17, 2024 2:31 PM MDT
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  • 53524


      You should have let it be known right away that you spotted it.


    That’s how you get credit for it, and it’s also how you score brownie points with Randolph D Randall.

    (I have a sapiosexual thing going on in my brain.)
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      August 17, 2024 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Didn't want  embarrass you again.  I wondered just what is going on in that little brain of yours. Now the truth comes out.

    You have so many tricks up your sleeve, is this another one of your smoke and mirrors tricks?


    This post was edited by Art Lover at August 17, 2024 6:22 PM MDT
      August 17, 2024 5:53 PM MDT
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