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If your annoucement had been true, 1) you wouldn’t have seen any responses to it, and 2) you wouldn’t have been able to post anything.
I doubted from the moment I read it that you’d really leave right then, and you’ve now proven that you did not. Sure, you may leave very soon after this, who knows? But “at this very moment“ was inaccurate.
[You also frequently alter or completely delete a lot of things that you post, so I have preserved the original as evidence:]
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So the pinpoint accuracy and the detailed analysis of my report impress you, I see. It’s also blatantly apparent that you still didn’t leave the website as you claimed you were going to. But don’t answer that: you would still have to be a member of the website in order to do so.
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Does that mean you might be pregnant?
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That’s a new one! Well, at least you didn’t blame it on a toilet seat!
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