These two people in the photo below are happy about what they're planning to do, but each of them has a different idea as to exactly what that will be!
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This isn’t going to work, it just can’t last. I can’t believe you’ve hidden this dark side of your soul from me, and to be so cruel as to expose it to me right now, when I’m experiencing sandwich-bliss? You’re a closet mayonnaise and avocado eater? We cannot go on. Tear up your copy of the Harem contract and turn in your access card for the sub-basement. We’re through. Grrrrrrrrr. (Sob, sniff.)
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If you like seeing me squirm, there are much more interesting ways to do it. (Hint, hint.)
We didn’t have to break up. Grrrrrrrr.
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Er, um, . . . you may want to rethink that protective measure you mentioned about bathing. I believe it will be quite easy for me to circumvent. Jes’ sayin’.
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I agree and I thank you; that’s the best way to ensure our privacy when we’re in the tub together. You seem to think of everything!
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