In the TV series M*A*S*H – Klinger tried to get a Section 8 by cross dressing and I think Trump would of tried the same thing. But it might of worked for Trump because he has no fashion sence. And when the Army psychiatrist examined him he would of thought – a purple and green moo moo with horizontal stripes and an extra long red tie – this guy must be nuts. Cheers!
I thought of another one – once on a talk show Trump said that avoiding STDs was his personal Vietnam. I actually think Trump is the kind of guy that would have a STD but tell a woman he was clean as a whistle. Cheers!