Entrapment! Any truth to the rumor you’re part of the conspiracy to lure Randy D away from sandwiches?

 

  You’re the only one who cares. I’m going to move you in with me. (The uniform is mandatory, union regulations, you see.)

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Nay, nay, it's a little too crowded with your harem and all, can't move "in" with you.  If this is an employment offer I would need separate quarters and a separate life.  This post was edited by Art Lover at September 26, 2024 11:38 AM MDT

Don't do it. Once he gets you in that sammich dungeon, you're done for. You get chained to it and piped sunlight on alternate 29ths of February.

 

  ((((Shhhhh!))))

That danged Aussie must have raided my file cabinets and uncovered my strategy. Now that he’s spilling the beans, how in heck will I ever get any victims “viable applicants“ with his meddling getting in the way? Can’t a brutha run a small business these days? Grrrrrrr.



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I'd never work for him anyway, I'm very anti-union...very!!

You do realise that unions are responsible for the 8-hour working day, overtime pay, livable wages, no child labour etc? Sweatshops exist where unions don't.

 

  Wait, that last sentence is inspirational. Send her to me with her anti-union viewpoint. I can create a special workspace just for her. 

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There are many laws now protecting workers, so many, including restraining orders against those with binoculars who spy on their people.  You know who you are!!

Perhaps in the early 1900's they were worth it, now it's nothing but a scam, in my opinion.  It's the mafia taking control of a business, everyone loses, including the employees.  Union workers target a business, infiltrate the employee pool then start telling lies and making the employees feel like they are getting a raw deal.  The union workers can be very effective in causing distention if a business is not paying attention.  I think many companies have wised up in this day and age to combat unions in various ways.



  This post was edited by Art Lover at September 26, 2024 7:29 PM MDT

 

  Folks, she’s delusional, it’s driven by the maddening desire to be with me yet she cannot. I keep telling everyone, THAT’S NOT WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Grrrrrrrr.

 

  Thanks for the heads-up, I hadn’t even considered that possibility. I’ve already tasked some of my assistants to run the milk and cookies over to the lab and have them tested. I’m not putting anything past you at all, Mate. Even trace amounts of the vile poison could be hidden in there somewhere.  

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