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A deranged woman is accusing me of hiding a tilde! Which of you will speak in my defense?

Posted - September 24
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  • 8214
    Not me, I believe her. 
      September 24, 2024 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      Hey, wait! You haven’t heard about my “character witness incentive offer“ yet! Sure, she may sound confident and bold, that’s just the psychosis speaking. Pay her no mind as you accept this small token of my appreciation . . . 


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      September 25, 2024 3:13 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    You can't fool me; you work as a bank teller, I can see the bell in the background. 
      September 25, 2024 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      Money is money! Take it; there’s plenty more where that came from!


     
    (((((Shhhh!)))))
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      September 25, 2024 8:47 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Are you offering me employment instead of running away with you?
      September 25, 2024 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      “Employment” is such an official (and therefore legally binding word). We here at Randall Industries prefer the term “eagerly voluntary servitude”. (Cough, cough.)


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      September 26, 2024 5:23 PM MDT
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  • 16822
    That's the vault where you hide the tildes! DUH!
      September 25, 2024 9:35 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

     Wrong vault, Mate. Tildes get top security treatment.



     Mere money is relegated to normal security measures.
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      September 26, 2024 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I'll bet the bills all say "Monopoly Money" on them.
      September 26, 2024 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      No, that‘s what is on the coins. The bills are regular, everyday currency.
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      September 26, 2024 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    The coins are plastic and say "token" on them, explain that.  The bills have cards that say "Boardwalk"  and "BO Railroad" with little plastic houses next to them, that's Monopoly.  This post was edited by Art Lover at September 26, 2024 7:06 PM MDT
      September 26, 2024 7:04 PM MDT
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