I was driving home after a tranquil grocery store visit.
And I spotted at least 15 shoes on the road, spread out sporadically over a half mile.    
  Wait, did someone say “motel”?
  Sorry, it’s just that it‘s an automatic trigger for me. I know, I know, I need to go somewhere and seek professional help. 
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  I’m already on the case. Expect a report the morning after. 











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  (Since there was were only 15 shoes . . . )

  No, I have never had a tranquil grocery store visit.
 
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