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What is a “gotcha” question you’d ask Randy D on the witness stand at his restraining order hearing in Minneapolis Civil Court? (Grrrrrrr.)

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Posted - November 6
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  • 2999
    I'll be too busy unpacking everything I packed up, additionally can't miss a day of work. 
      November 6, 2024 6:07 PM MST
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  • 16777
    Why did Vegemite suddenly disappear from the shelves of Minneapolis supermarkets?

    Only a Randy D agent could possibly be interested in doing that, knowing his aversion to coming within a hundred miles of the stuff. It's his Kryptonite.


      November 8, 2024 2:59 AM MST
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  • 11002
    That wasn't Randy, this time. People are stocking up on imported foods in anticipation of tariffs driving up the cost  and that has created a shortage of Vegemite and chocolate. 
      November 8, 2024 10:13 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Your Honor, I was forced to seek alternative avenues for quick cash after that last spate of hearings in this very building left me destitute from paying exorbitant fines, fees, restitution, attorneys’ bills and court costs based on phony evidence and questionably slanted “justice”. I didn’t even have enough money to return to California, so I had to enter into clandestine exportation of Vegemite. It was the only way!
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      November 8, 2024 6:34 PM MST
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