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Hey, wait! They’ll throw the book at me!
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You’re not taking into account the hinderances it will put on the day-to-day depth of our relationship! The closeness will suffer greatly.
It might even reduce it to nothing more than conjugal visits! (Oh, that actually doesn’t sound too bad.)
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Go ahead and turn state’s evidence on me: I didn’t know a Vegemite-only diet is all that you offer, I’m ready to be extradited back to the US and go to prison! Grrrrrrrrr.
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