I don't know what your original answer was, but, yes, after posting my question yesterday, I woke up tonight thinking that I might add to my question that I meant my question as intended humour. And I was going to add "intended as a joke" to my posted question. I'm glad you caught the humour, too.
I think I may leave my posted question "as is." But I also think that when it comes to mental health, health and wellness, etc. (my 'question category'), people might assume I was serious and want to help out of kindness/etc.
I don't know if there's a technical term for speed bumps in these countries... People just call them "prone police" (my translation).
When I was taking driver's ed, I asked my instructor what to call speed bumps, other than "prone police." He wanted to know why I asked. I said: if I have to go over one during my exam, and there's a police officer in the car with me (as it works here), I don't want to refer to it as "prone police"—what if they're offended?
Jane S 