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Did you hear that Trump just gave birth to a new nickname for himself?

It is the “Fertilization President”.

At a WH event to commemorate Women’s History Month Trump talked about all the wonderful things he will be doing for woman.

Trump said - “We’re gonna have tremendous, tremendous goodies in the bag for women, too.” “The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we’re talking about, it’s gonna be great. Fertilization. I’m still very proud of it, I don’t care. I’ll be known as the fertilization president, and that’s OK, that’s not bad. I’ve been called much worse. Actually, I like it. I like it, right? Thank you.”

Trump just gutted fertilization research so I think he was shooting blanks at the WH photo op.

Cheers!

Posted - Thu at 9:11 AM
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  • 4351
    The Fertilization President - Spot on, we all know what fertilizer is made from.  
      April 3, 2025 9:26 AM MDT
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  • 11493

    Yep and because of his tariffs the Fertilization President will cost Americans 25% more - for their manure and fertilizer. Cheers!

     

      April 3, 2025 9:48 AM MDT
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  • 4351
    No need.  All they have to do is come to Congress after a session with a shovel and barrels.
      April 3, 2025 12:21 PM MDT
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  • 11493

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Fertilization.

    Fertilization who?

    Fertilization President.

    Yikes – that sounds kind of creepy - go away.

    Cheers!

      April 3, 2025 10:57 AM MDT
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  • 17161
    Given that he's just slapped a tariff on potash, that makes him the UNfertilization president. The US doesn't produce any worth a damn, all of it is imported and more than 85% of that from Canada. It's vital for growing food crops so your grocery prices are about to INCREASE.
      April 3, 2025 5:19 PM MDT
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