I moved the entire family to Utah over a month ago just for that purpose. I plan to make room for you too in the harem. I believe I'll assign you every other Wednesday as your night. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)
The 14-day respite was more than generous in light of the rest you'll need for every 14th night, if you know what I mean. Remember, I'm a lot younger than you are, and my stamina may wear you out more than you're accustomed to. Why do you think I'm going for the polygamy angle anyway? All this energy of mine being expended on one woman? That's cruelty! You ladies need time to recuperate, I'm just being considerate, that's the ticket.
Don't worry, though; your nocturnal funtime isn't dependent on you making the sandwich. I'll still visit you when it's your turn. (Quit being so impatient.)