
(Cough, cough.)
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Welcome in, my dear . . .

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That’s all fine and dandy for others’ sub-basements, but for mine, how are you at sandwich-making?

(And you haven’t told anyone about these plans, correct?)
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There’s one word that you missed completely, and another word that’s missing one letter.
(Folks, she thinks grammar infractions are humorous!)

Oh, believe me, getting you down to the basement can assuredly be arranged a lot easier than you might think. (Cough, cough.)

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