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Randy D

How might you react if that weird guy at work

(or school or a neighbor) were to say to you,

"Listen, the blanket you used on your bed this week is a bit too itchy, would you mind changing it for the softer one that's on the second shelf in your linen closet?  Did you know your underwear drawer has a lock on it?  Well, it used to be locked. Those things break real easily. Oh, and by the way, you're running a bit low on (insert any intimate personal grooming item/product here); I can pick it up for you the next time I'm at the drugstore. Well, technically, I'm there all the time because I stop by there a couple of times every day to buy things. Or to watch the cashiers and sales ladies from between the lotion aisle and the ear wax removal display.  I don't mind, really I don't . . . "




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Posted - November 24, 2016
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  • 46117
    There is only one person that would say or think that ever and right now he is thinking and writing this.

    You are in strong need of a nice box of chocolates and a couch.  Watch a nice movie that is uplifting and not about stalking women who do not wish for your stalk.

    LOL
      November 24, 2016 4:32 PM MST
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  • 53502
    Lol.  

    Your parakeets need more water in their dish too.
    ~
      November 24, 2016 4:35 PM MST
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  • 10993
    Randy, you might want to start blogging about your life instead of putting in the form of a question. This isn't Jeopardy.
      November 24, 2016 4:39 PM MST
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  • 53502
    Lol.

    The cap to the mouthwash bottle that you're looking for rolled to the left side of the counter, it's behind the box of tissues. 

    ~
      November 24, 2016 4:44 PM MST
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  • 6988
    Well then, what is that cap behind the toilet?
      November 24, 2016 5:43 PM MST
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  • 53502
    Shhhh!  That's the cap to the jar that came out of this box:




    I didn't mention it before because she likes to keep that kind of thing private.  After all, I wouldn't want to embarrass her!

    ~
      November 24, 2016 7:48 PM MST
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