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Instead of a salary, I asked my boss to give me ________________ every two weeks.

Humour welcome!

Posted - January 1, 2017
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  • 7792
    a booty kiss This post was edited by Zack at January 2, 2017 1:32 PM MST
      January 1, 2017 12:28 AM MST
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  • 6988
    I had a female boss once who reportedly went on a date with one of my fellow employees. She was 15-20 years older than he was. He said they had sex. They never dated again. In fact, he quit.
      January 1, 2017 7:00 AM MST
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  • 11006
    A two week vacation
      January 1, 2017 10:18 AM MST
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  • 22891
    give you what?
      January 1, 2017 3:39 PM MST
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  • 16791
    It's a "fill in the blank". Do you know how those work?
      January 1, 2017 6:22 PM MST
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  • a bagel.
      January 2, 2017 1:32 PM MST
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  • 3463
    A vacation.
      January 2, 2017 1:52 PM MST
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  • 34283
    3 day weekend
      January 3, 2017 8:47 AM MST
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  • 373
    5 large pizzas
      January 4, 2017 4:03 PM MST
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  • Instead of a salary, I asked my boss to give me "company shares" every two weeks.
      October 2, 2017 12:21 AM MDT
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  • 16791
    A couple hours alone with his daughter
      October 26, 2017 8:33 AM MDT
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  • 46117





    A dozen of these are about $1,200.  That should do it; This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 26, 2017 8:40 AM MDT
      October 26, 2017 8:38 AM MDT
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  • 423

    Instead of a salary, I asked my boss to give me a good ****ing every two weeks. But the bugger took our relationship to a whole new level. Now I'm well and truly ****ed - and all I got out of it was a generous stipend, my very own pied a terre in the fashionable part of town and a couple of whiny toddlers.

     

      January 14, 2018 6:37 PM MST
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