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Straight up, huh?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - January 12, 2017

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  • 53509
    Yes, but it's not my fault; they sent me in there to go over the expenditures report with Miss Gail on my left side and Miss Tracy on my right side. A guy can only take so much pressure.  (Besides, someone ran her hand all up and down my back.)


    Signed, Mr Innocent
    ~
      January 12, 2017 6:20 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. I hate that spooky room, it gives me the creeps with all those spooky hands.

      January 12, 2017 6:24 AM MST
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  • 53509
    What are you talking about?  You're the one who sent me in there!


    ~
      January 12, 2017 6:28 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oops. I'm out of here...

      January 12, 2017 6:34 AM MST
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  • 53509
    "Ladies and gentlemen, DJ Saf has dropped the mike and left the building!"
    ~
      January 12, 2017 6:47 AM MST
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  • 44622
    Yep...no ice cubes for me.
      January 12, 2017 8:38 AM MST
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  • 17261
    No ice...

      January 12, 2017 9:56 AM MST
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  • 22891
    im always straight up when im standing
      January 12, 2017 1:53 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Good. :-)
      January 12, 2017 1:58 PM MST
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  • I was once dancing with a friend of ours when the music changed. I said, "I don't know this dance." 
    She said, "Do you want to sit down?" 
    And I said, "No, it's OK. I'll pick it up by osmosis." 
    She said, "What's osmosis?" 
    And I said, "He's the guy who led the Israelites out of Egyupt in the Old Testament." 
    And she said, "Oh, I haven't read the Bible."

    Straight up! I wouldn't lie to you. 
      January 12, 2017 3:29 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Hahaha. You got the next dance! *still giggling*
      January 12, 2017 10:55 PM MST
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  • 2960
    Word to your muhvah.
      January 12, 2017 3:32 PM MST
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  • 17261
    How's that?
      January 12, 2017 10:54 PM MST
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  • 2960
    With attitude.
      January 13, 2017 7:05 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Still not aware what you intend to say. 
      January 13, 2017 7:07 AM MST
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  • 2960
      January 13, 2017 7:09 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Whatever.
      January 13, 2017 7:31 AM MST
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